A hilarious narrative is always welcome in a world that can often seem serious, depressing, or hopeless. Some stories really speak to your heart.
It contains all the elements of a gripping tale: drama, retaliation, and a surprising conclusion.
Greetings, wife
You no longer tell me that you love me and that you want no intercourse or anything that would bind us together as husband and wife. Whatever the case, you either no longer love me or are cheating on me! I’m leaving the case.
Your former spouse
P.S. Please don’t look for me. Together, your sister and I are moving to West Virginia!
Enjoy a wonderful life!
——————————————————-
To My Former Spouse,
Receiving your note has brightened my day more than anything else. It’s true that we’ve been married for seven years, but a good man is nothing like the one you’ve been.
I watch so many soap operas because they block out all of your complaining and whining. Unfortunately, that doesn’t work.
I saw last week that you had your hair cropped, but the first thought that entered my head was, “You look just like a girl!” I remained silent since my mother taught me not to speak up if you are unable to say something kind.
And because I quit eating pork seven years ago, you must have confused me with MY SISTER when you prepared my favorite dinner.
Regarding those new silk boxers: I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning, and I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them.
I still loved you and thought we could still make things work. Thus, after winning $10 million in the lottery, I resigned my work and purchased two tickets for us to travel to Jamaica. However, you had left when I arrived home. I suppose there’s a reason why everything happens. I hope you lead the contented life you’ve always desired. The letter you wrote guarantees you will not receive a cent from me, according to my attorney. Thus, be careful.
Signed, Ex-wife, Wealthy & Unrestricted!
